07.14.09
St Louis Strip Clubs: This cure is worse than the illness
Baseball had an elephant with a pimple on it. What Selig did, though, was put an elephant on a pimple.
I’m not sure what that means, other than I hate the idea of the World Series possibly being determined by the All-Star Game.
Take this October, when the White Sox’ Octavio Dotel is pitching to the Cubs’ Milton Bradley late in the seventh game of the World Series.
(Hey, anything is possible.)
Listen, I don’t care whether the Dotel-Bradley matchup occurs in Wrigley Field or Comiskey Park, but I don’t want the site to be decided by how a pitcher from Oakland does tonight against a hitter from Florida.
Sorry, but that’s like the home field in the All-Star Game being determined by whether a surfer in San Diego eats more sushi than a stripper in Cleveland eats pizza.