01.19.12
St Louis Adult Entertainment: Matt Conty: The Jose Oquendo of St. Louis Comedy
Yeah, it forces me to write about mundane shit, and try and think of a funny angle on it. And I was having problems getting material stage-ready, so this helps….I think. Maybe not. Honestly, I’m just waiting for Twitter to raise its character limit to 3,000, instead of 140. I will be a fucking king when that happens.
It’s called “Wtfatherhood,” but sometimes you write about other stuff, such as “the urban rednecks” in your ‘hood.
This neighborhood we live in, people are always like, ‘Ah, it’s all ghetto.’ What they really mean is, ‘There are a lot of black people down there.’
But the problem on our block – there’s no black people, it’s just these two ex-hookers and their mulleted-out boyfriends. God bless these guys, they’re the most forgiving guys in the world, dating two ex-hookers.
We hear these guys outside every night. “You’re a ten-dollar whore!” You know? Like, that’s why he doesn’t like her. Because she’s the cheapest prostitute on the street.